so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything
(via mexicanthighs)
one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
(via hoyitzjeeen)
“This is one of my favourite photos of Chris (my first boyfriend) and me. It was taken in 1998 at his family’s home about five months before he died.” - Miranda Kerri have been waiting for this for so long, i saw it in the book and wow :(
how did he die? i need her book omg :(
(Source: mrs-bloom, via mentirashermosas)
(via back-to-the-end)
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful
(via love)
(via staypozitive)
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
(Source: evidence-s, via hoyitzjeeen)
i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc
(Source: young-mister-moon, via lachowskiz)
