- boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
- girl: shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, pubes, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
- Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
- Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.
I would break down if I was to ever receive something like this from my parents,
I don’t even care what blog type you are, this deserves to be on your blog. Praying for Boston x
Pray for Boston.
my heart is broken she did nothing and now she’s dead rip angel <3
this seriously broke my heart. she’s just an innocent little girl. my thoughts and prayers go out to her family, and everyone else involved with this tragic incident. rest easy baby girl♥
none of you will care in two weeks. tops.
OMG :’( poor girl
Fuck all the suicide hotlines and shit for a second.
Reblog this just in case; you never know who might need it.
where was this when my dog was dying ):
I love you, don’t ever fucking question that, that’s why we’ll probably never get along. if I was better at finding the right words to say, I wouldn’t need to write these motherfucking songs.
Oh god yes, gimmie.
I would cry every time I washed my hands.
I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.
“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.”
can I HAVE one of these?
i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming
and just kinda run away
casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….
This would be awesome.
want. want want want want want. waaant.
i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in
I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”
I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER
This + Bloody shower curtain = BATHROOM OF HORROR
OUT, DAMNED SPOT!
The people on tumblr I swear to god I love you all so much because we are all so alike and lets plan a murder together